adriofthedead:

wickedmetalviking:

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

as you can clearly see, the broccoli thumb is extended, showing that the figure present is the broccoli index finger. he is trying to declare something scholarly

dude I think your broccoli is hitting on you

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

1) Harry his reaction after a fan gave him a condom (x)

2) harry his reaction after a fan explained what DTF (down to fuck) means. (x)

Harry’s face in the last gif though.
He thought it meant dedicated to fans so up until that point when people had asked him “DTF?” he’d always replied “absolutely”

How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

iwishihadafather:

when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”

denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH